Stages of Anger

I've noticed that a certain family member (let's call her NoOne) always gets angry at ME for what NoOne has done! NoOne leaves her stuff just lying around, so, I figure, if I can teach her to keep her stuff clean and organized, she will thank me for it, no matter what the cost. Well, she gets pretty unappreciative sometimes, like this morning. She left her fancy IPOD thingy on the table, so, I taught her a lesson... by chewing it up. I know! She should be THANKING me! Ugh. Whatever.
What matters most is this part, though. Lately, I've noticed that NoOne goes through these 'stages' as I like to call them, which involve some pretty funny behavior. Stage 1: Sad, Upset.
Stage 2: Blaming everything in sight... other than herself.
Stage 3: Steam starts coming outta her ears... gross.
Stage 4: Complete and utter explosion, spontaneous combustion, whatever floats your boat.





When she explodes, THAT's when the wrath begins. I usually stay outta the way, but oh no. I'm convinced if you get too close, your whiskers will singe off.