My Top 7 Favorite Things

I decided that I had better make my favorite things clear pretty soon. So, here goes.



7.) Belly Rubs. Could be better, could be worse. I'd rather be up and doing something then get a belly rub down. Of course, when I'm winding down from my day, I don't mind a good rub.



6.) Sleeping on the Bed. MUCH nicer then sleeping on a pile of blankets on the hardwood floor. And in Sarah's room, there's carpet, so if and when i get too hot, I can just lay on the equally nice carpet. But carpet isn't number 5.



5.) Playing with Snoopy. When push comes to shove, and there's no humans to play with, Snoopy is always a good candidate. See, even with his bloated size, he can run pretty fast on those short legs, and even wrestle pretty well.



4.) Thomas. Oh, that dumb cat never sees what's coming to him. He always sees me just when he lost the time to get away, giving me this, surprised, angry look just before I barrel into him. Then everything becomes a blur of cat fur, hisses, and his paws. His ONLY defense against me. He runs to higher ground, me right on his heels, when suddenly, when he is on top of a nightstand, it hits me. No, not some kind of scientificbreakthrough, (yes, that has happened, but it's for another time and concerns Talent Shows) but a whack in the face from those soft, fru fru paws of his.



3.) Walks. Ahh, the wonder- no! The FREEDOM of those glorious walks! Me and Sarah go everywhere. The park, the Field,
the church parking lot. Anywhere is good as long as I have the wind in my fur, my tongue lolling out, fighting against the leash, trying to get the upper hand. If I had more room on this list of favorites, I would mention deer poop, and the wonders of it's smell (and taste)





2.) Rawhide Chews. Awww. Whoever invented these deserves... I don't know. but man, do I love them. I love how portable they are! I can chew them in the house, I can chew them with a mouse. I can chew them in a box.... I can....I can chew them.... chew them....in a...a...on the bed! Yeah! I can chew them on the bed!





Finally. The moment you have put up with all the other not-so-important favorite things of mine for this. Moment.



My number one favorite thing.




1.) Pup's Mom. I don't know why it's called Pup's Mom, but I'm shortening it to The Greatest and Most Awesome-st Toy in the Universe! Or, TGMATU. Huh. Sounds Japanese. Anyway, TGMATU is this dog toy that gives perfect purchase for my mouth, and it's big enough to hunt. Even though the fur is matted with my spit and coated in my blood from my loose teeth, it is the best thing. Ever. *sigh*