Lately, Snoopy has stolen the spotlight, not to mention all the treats. He is competing in this 'Talent Show' or whatever, but I don't buy it. Woo! Yay! You can sit! I'm going to shower you with love and treats!
I swear, one day, he's going to be used for everyday tasks,instead as a 'pet'.
Either that, or his treat intake will rise to such a high level that he will become catatonic. Then everyone will forget about him and only see me!
I'm convinced that these so called 'Talent Shows' are some kind of conspiracy. Why else would you have to go to these places and show them what you can do? Easy. They're looking for Secret Agents. If you can act, they put you as an undercover spy. If you can sing, they use you as a distractor. Who is 'they' you may ask? Well... I haven't figured that our yet. But I know they're going to use Snoopy no matter how fat he is going to get! I'm going to miss that little lug.
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